As I crawled into bed last night, I got an AP Mobile Alert that read “Elated, last US troops leave Iraq, ending war”. My immediate feeling was equal parts: exuberance, relief…..and an overwhelming sense of guilt….please, let me explain. You’d…
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This is my epic apology for my most recent transgressions (which, ironically, are all centered around a single event): I APOLOGIZE… …to the citizens of Killeen, Texas who were physically HERE on Thanksgiving Day-evening, otherwise affectionately referred to by some…
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I got took. As if the geniuses at Apple, Inc. aren’t brilliant enough, they’ve gone and made a damn fool out of this one right here. I’m not normally the type of person that can be mindlessly manipulated by clever…
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I’ve Googled many a questionable phrase in my day.
